JORTS. Actually, these are just jean shorts. Â Experiencing quite the renaissance this summer. Â Fine for any girl under 40 and under 140 lbs. in our view. Â Not fine at all for any hetero-man, any woman over 50 and any of you carrying some junk in the trunk.
JOR-JEGGINGS. Â Jorts + Jeggings. Â So, faux denim leggings that are short. Â Here’s what our friends at racked.com wrote about this appalling idea: “Imagine bike shorts. Now change the fabric from spandex to a stretchy cotton with a trompe l’oeil jean pattern. Now wear them to brunch.”
JWEATS. Kid you not. Â Loose, sweatpant style jeans. Â Jeans + sweats. Â These are a legit fashion alternative, unlike the massively unappealing Pajama Jeans. Â (read what our girl Lolais40.com has to say about the PJJs). Â Alexander Wang and Rag and Bone showed Jweats for spring/summer 2011. Â Diesel calls theirs “Jogg Jeans” and sells them for $195. Â J. Brand has apparently also jumped on the jweat wagon. Â We have only seen them in the blog-o-sphere, so they may be mythical.
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For even more denim disasters, check out this article on TheFrisky.com. Â Jean-U-Ine fun.